Here are some random facts about Megan...
Megan was the ispiration for the David Bowie masterpiece Hunky Dory.
Megan spent the Festivus holiday of 2004 at Chuck Norris's Sumatran beach home. During the feats of strenth portion of the celebration Megan had to pin Chuck Norris. They wrestled for 3 days, culmunating in Megan roundhouse kicking Chuck in the beard. We know the resulting devistation as the Asia Tsunami.
Megan once had a mild case of diarrhea. Only later did she find out it was the Avian Flu.
Lex Luthor once tried to hire Megan to distroy Superman. Megan declined, and Lex was forced to clone Nuclear Man out of Superman's hair's.
Megan once climed all 14 of the worlds 8000 meter peaks in one day. She never used supplemental oxygen.
After seeing Van Gogh's Starry Night, Megan promptly tracked the Dutch master down and cut off his ear, saying "Never paint such shit again!"
Megan eats nails for breakfast.
Megan is banned from competing in the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Don't ask why.
Megan built 2 of the 3 great prymids.
Megan was the choreographer on Napleon Dynamite.
Megan, while holding a flux capacitor and running at 88 mph, can travel back to the future.
When God sneezes, people reply, "Megan bless you."
Megan invented the internet out of a pay phone and an old Speak n' Spell.
The film Delta Force was originally written with Megan in the lead role.
Megan invented the Total Gym. Chuck Norris only sells them to repay Megan for saving his life in Nam.
If you laugh at the picture of Megan, her fist will travel through the matrix and punch you in the face through your computer screen.
Chuck Norris's beard turned red after Megan bitch-slapped him.
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Drugs take over the mind, leaving Brooks powerless as he throws as much random shit into a blog, with frequent mentions to Chuck Norris that makes him wonder, Is he my Father?
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