9.14.2006

Election Results

The public spoke and chose pink handlebar tape. Ah, but that was the popular vote. With the electoral college, orange was declared the winner. Pink is appealing the decision. Thanks everyone for voting.

7 comments:

Brian said...

I smell a fix.

Anonymous said...

I SEE THAT FLORIDA, OHIO AND THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION ARE NOT THE ONLY CORRUPT THINGS IN THE UNION!

I BELIEVE A COUP IS NEEDED!!!

-Scott (not the leader of the coup if one forms)

Anonymous said...

I think your problem was all those actors and actresses forgetting that no one really cares what they think and campaigning vigorously for pink.

-dl

Anonymous said...

I meant to call that pink's problem, not yours, Brooks.

Anonymous said...

A simple vote count lead me to the conclusion that Andy got more electoral votes than his much better looking wife. Boo.

Anonymous said...

It seems to me that Andy got gerrymandered into MN, and accounted solely for those 10 votes.

D-Lo said...

I think pink just needs to realize that it lost, and take it like a man. Or maybe I just "think pink." I'm confused.